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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The rules

So, how can you tell if a girl is engaged?

First of all, there seems to be a general rule. It does not apply to all engaged girls, in fact, I know plenty of them who shy away from this. But pretty much, if you see a girl in Touro, or wherever, jerking her left hand around as if she has a twitch, she is engaged. It's kind of like, "Oh, let me fix my hair, with this hand, and shine my ring in your eyes." It's lovely, really. I'm not being cynical at all. I hope when I am engaged I too can partake in this fun act. It is just a comical observation.

Second, just wait for that snippet of conversation. I mean, I was sitting in the lounge and overheard, or rather, heard because it was so loud, a funny convo.
Girl: Oh my gosh, I just like, totally don't know what to buy HIM. I have never known a BOY before.
Friend: Yeah. I don't know.
Girl: I mean, do I buy HIM a tie? Or do I buy "my chosson" ... lalalala.

LOL. I turned around to this girl and with a huge smile asked, "Are you engaged?" What do you think was her reply? "Me? Oh, how did you know."

too cute. lol.

11 comments:

Lvnsm27 said...

Being engaged takes people to another world. It's interesting.

Lvnsm27 said...

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halfshared said...

LOL, yeah it's not hard to pick out kallahs. They stand out from a mile away.. (some of them at least, not all.)

LakewoodShmuck said...

the ring waving is just one of those things that come with the turf... even to girls who are certain that THEY would never perpetuate such a "minhag"

iyh you'll have this nisayon soon.

nobody does it on purpose ofcourse.

LakewoodShmuck said...

the ring waving is just one of those things that come with the turf... even to girls who are certain that THEY would never perpetuate such a "minhag"

iyh you'll have this nisayon soon.

nobody does it on purpose ofcourse.

Miss Teacher said...

Lol can't even make fun anymore cuz I'd be making fun of myself. But honestly I don't think you'll catch me doing any of those things!

Jacob Da Jew said...

Dizzy Ditzes. Da Wife would never do anything like that.

In fact, she went to Touro and made maybe one friend there.

bad4shidduchim said...

Another world? How about a different planet? They're not all there. Luckily, it's temporary - wears off after the wedding, when another type of insanity kicks in.

Semgirl said...

And ever second word out of their mouth is 'my choson, my choson', excuse me while I barf...

Semgirl said...

And ever second word out of their mouth is 'my choson, my choson', excuse me while I barf...

Semgirl said...

And every other word is "my Chosan, my chosan" excuse me while I barf..